Progress Made; Progress UnmadeThis week has taken many unexpected twists and turns.
I have:
Finished and delivered a favor for a client that has been on my desk staring at me since the summer of 2008. That was both an issue of time and technology, and we had to wait for both before it could be finished. The final product—a hardbound book—was much appreciated, and won me a hug.
Completely frogged
Sailing the Hudson Bay. That sounds worse than it is because I was only midway through the second cable repeat on the back, but it still super-sucks. It’s a project that has been cast aside many times since August, 2011, and I think I got lost in what I was doing and what row I was on, which meant the two main cable sections were in disagreement over which row I was on, and somehow I didn’t have the right number of stitches between cables to make the pattern come out right. After futzing with it off and on for a few days, thinking I fixed it and then discovering another issue, I ultimately decided frogging and beginning again would be the kindest thing to my sanity.
Which is important, because in the previous seven days I’d received two sets of calls that completely wrecked my days. One was from an overbearing out-of-state relative who wanted to enlist me in his new passion for a miracle naturapathic cure for my mother for a disease that she hasn’t even been diagnosed with. He seemed to think that if I were involved in this that my mother would be more likely to get on board. He found I wasn’t nearly as helpful in this effort as he’d hoped.
The second set was from a surprisingly persistent phone scammer on a phishing expedition. The first call began innocently enough with the woman identifying herself and saying she was looking for “X”, a person I didn’t know and definitely wasn’t at this number. Which I said, and then hung up, but that wasn’t good enough. She insisted that I had to verify other pieces of information about my business and threatened to send someone over to visit me personally if I didn’t do it over the phone. Every time I would hang up, she would immediately re-dial her Magic Jack. Pick up the phone, drop it on the cradle. Ring.
I refused to give her the information she needed verified, and instead made her tell me the information she had. Oddly, we became disconnected every time she had to come up with information herself, and with the last question didn’t call back again until the next day. In the meantime, I’d done a little googling about this scam and the company she said she was with. Every instinct in my bones had told me that this had been a scam, but that and my refusal to cooperate hadn’t helped in ending the calls. And Magic Jack calls can’t be blocked as dependably as real numbers.
The next day she called and identified herself and asked for the same fictitious person “X”. But this time I was prepared. I said coolly, “I spoke with the FBI about this yesterday, and they are familiar with your scam.” Then I hung up. Oddly, no repeat calls.
We brewed over the weekend, and Sunday turned out to be our worst brew day in the history of beer making in our household. Nothing seemed to go right. The mash failed the iodine conversion test, and no amount of resting changed that. Our thermometer stopped taking correct readings though it looked like it was still working. This caused us to over-cool the wort at the end, and we finally had to halt the process overnight to allow it to come back up to room temperature before we pitched the yeast. And yesterday the extra-active yeast created krausening and out-gassing to the extent it looked like the fermentation bucket might explode. I have never been so glad that the too-cool winter temps in the basement force us to house the ale fermentation buckets in the guest bath shower. If there had been an explosion, it would have been relatively easy to clean up. But thankfully it didn’t and the fermentation has settled down, so this morning we swapped out the airlock, which had filled with wort, with a fresh one this morning. “S”, be glad we postponed your intro to brewing for another day/another brew.

Yesterday I reached a landmark on the new winter quilt. I finished handquilting the understory of the birch forest, which is the design I chose for the hand stitching. When I reached the end I pulled the quilt off the frame and spread it out on the floor to remove the yarn boundary from that edge, and re-secure the length of yarn that marks the boundary between sky and the upper canopy. Before I did that, I had guessed that I had finished quilting 1/3rd of the spread, not counting the border or matching shams. Now it looks like it’s closer to 1/4. But, that’s 1/4 I don’t have ahead of me, so I’ll take my victories—large or small—where I can.
I still love the look of the quilt, and it will look awesome for the winter of 2012-13 when I can (fingers-crossed) finally use it.
This time last week I tried to sign up for a class at the local arts center on dyeing techniques for fabric, thinking this would be an excellent overview that I could then apply to art quilts and other projects in the future. Unfortunately, the arts center had cancelled the class because only two people had signed up before I called. Rather than ask if I wanted to sign up for the class when it’s offered again in March, the told me to take a class called “Fabulous Fascinators,” which they assured me would be very similar. I asked if the woman knew what a fascinator is, and she said that she did, and that it’s a hat. Right. So my question is: how on earth can they believe and tell people that a class on hat-making, which includes techniques in fabric folding and manipulation, is at all similar to a class in fabric dyeing? I passed. And in my opinion, fascinators are so Royal Wedding 2011. In other words, over.
I guess that means my Thursday evenings continue to be free, which is good since we’ve been watching lots of great television lately.
Doc Martin is a new favorite, season 3 of
Justified has begun on FX, and we’re about to wrap up the first season of
Boardwalk Empire on DVD.